Santa Rampage Kansas City 2024: Reindeer, Prosecco, and Overwatered Christmas Trees

Introduction

Picture this: It’s 8:30 a.m., and you walk into Nancy and Brad’s house, greeted by laughter, enough snacks to fill Santa’s sleigh, and a very generous supply of holiday spirits. Nancy and Brad? They’re the gold standard of hosts—the type of people who open their home and hearts to the cycling community like it’s their life’s work. The vibe? Pure festive chaos.

I arrived dressed as a doe (adorable, obviously), Troy showed up as a buck (majestic, if we’re being generous), and the cycling family brought all the holiday cheer—and then some.

The Weather Report: Torrential Downpour, Holiday Spirits Overflowing

Kansas City greeted us with a classic holiday curveball: a torrential downpour. And in true Get Miles fashion, the ride was delayed. Now, here’s what happens when you give a room full of Santas, reindeer, and cyclists an extra hour with bottomless Prosecco and spiked eggnog: exactly what you think happens.

By 9:30 a.m., my daughter called to discuss plans for the next day, and I had to admit: “I’m at a party… and I’m a little tipsy.” Her response? “You’re what at 9:30 in the morning?!” Listen, kid. Reindeer don’t run on water.

The Rollout: Rainy Rides and Perfect Pit Stops

By 10:30, the group splintered into two camps:

• The Brave Souls—those who saddled up and pedaled out into the rain.

• The Cozy Crew—those who wisely stayed dry and warm, clutching their mugs of cheer.

For those of us who took the plunge, our first stop of Santa Rampage Kansas City was The Filling Station. Coffee, spirits, and reunions with old friends made for the perfect “Let’s get this thing rolling” moment. It was clear that soggy socks and wet antlers weren’t going to ruin the vibe.

The Highlights: Soggy Beards, G-Strings, and Warm Whiskey Hugs

From there, the ride took us to Grinders, where the party hit full stride. This stop included the iconic Santa group photo—think soggy beards, droopy reindeer ears, and unapologetic holiday cheer. On stage? The magnificent Adam, who, dressed in a Mrs. Claus-meets-Santa combo, took dollar bills in his G-string like the holiday hero we didn’t know we needed. Christmas magic? Confirmed.

Next up was Brown’s Irish Market, the quintessential Irish hug we all needed. Whiskey, pastrami sandwiches, and potato soup warmed us from the inside out. If you didn’t leave with a buzz, a snack, or some random trinket, were you even there?

The final organized stop brought the Santa gang to Kelly’s in Westport Inn. Things got extra rowdy here, with Troy (still salty about Rudolph’s “one great day” storyline) doubling down on his holiday cheer with an island-accented “Merry Christmas.” Accuracy? Debatable. Effort? 10/10.

The best moment? Theresa the Christmas Tree emerging from the bathroom, sighing heavily: “Man, they overwatered me.” Honestly, the most relatable thing a tree has ever said.

The Grand Finale: Snacks, Survivors, and Seasonal Glory

The day ended back where it began: at Nancy and Brad’s. The true heroes of the ride—the skeleton crew—proved that you can party from dawn until dusk and still have snacks leftover. Legends only.

Why Santa Rampage Is a Lock for 2025

Santa Rampage isn’t just a ride—it’s a full-on holiday experience. Pedaling through Kansas City dressed as Santa, a reindeer, or a slightly tipsy Christmas tree brings out the purest form of holiday joy. The miles are easy (think party pace), the chaos is delightful, and the memories? Unmatched.

So, if you’ve been on the fence about this one in the future, consider this your nudge:

• Bring your costume.

• Bring your snacks.

• Bring your best ho ho ho.

Let’s ride.

Final Thoughts

Santa Rampage 2024 isn’t just a highlight on the Get Miles calendar; it’s proof that cycling and community are the ultimate holiday combo. With stops at iconic Kansas City spots like The Filling Station, Grinders, Brown’s Irish Market, and Kelly’s, you’re in for festive fun, warm drinks, and a party pace anyone can enjoy.

So grab your reindeer antlers, your Santa suit, and your crew. Because the miles are great, but the memories? Even better.

See you next year, Santa crew. 🎅🎄🚴✨